Ok, my last post was kind of a downer, so here are some jokes that I saw on the side of a Honey Nut Cheerios box:
What kind of bee is always dropping things?
A fumble bee!
What do you call a newborn bee?
A ba-bee!
What does a bee use to brush her hair?
A honey comb!
Where does a bee go to catch the bus?
A buzz stop!
And my personal favorite:
How many bees does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Bees don't screw in light bulbs. They screw in the air. And then the drone dies.
That's all. Tune in again soon, bugs and girls.
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